Phoenix Asshole Drivers #70

PTSD: Phoenix Traffic Stress Disorder

Phoenix Asshole Drivers #70

Arizona, at least, is starting to “open up” from coronavirus, or as I prefer to think of it, realizing Chinese Lung AIDs was really much ado about nothing. Social media’s only utility is as a panic vector.

For instance, Memorial Day weekend, people started lining up at midnight to get into Lake Pleasant. No way in hell I’d sit in that line, but more power to ’em. 🇺🇸

Phoenix Traffic Stress Disorder (PTSD) lowlights:

  1. Last Second Decisions. ⏰
  2. Retirement Home. ☠️
  3. Beemer Butthole. 💰
  4. How many tailgaters can a tailgater tailgate? 🤔
  5. King Asshole. 👑

Phoenix Asshole Drivers #70

There was a video here, but YouTube deleted my account: I’m now on Vimeo.

YouTube deleted my account. Fuck YouTube.