Phoenix Asshole Drivers #69 🦠

PTSD: Phoenix Traffic Stress Disorder

Phoenix Asshole Drivers #69: Coronavirus Edition.

Full-fledged panic has broken out the last six weeks over coronavirus, aka Wuhan Flu / Sino Sinus Syphilis / Kung Flu / Chinese Lung AIDS. 🦠

I’ve still been doing hikes, most recently last Thursday to Mount Peeley. (I’m actually on another hike, in Flagstaff, as this posts.) But despite getting out for hikes, two factors have kept me from gathering enough material: 1) Fewer drivers on the road as people cower in their homes, either voluntarily, or by government force. 2) I’m not at the Irish pub twice a week to watch Celtic play, as all sports have been suspended. It’s like the War of the Worlds panic, but world-wide and lasting longer than 72 hours.

But, finally, I have enough material for a proper episode!

Phoenix Traffic Stress Disorder (PTSD) lowlights:

  1. Chinese Lung AIDs. 🇨🇳
  2. Bugs Bunny. 🏍
  3. I’m Hungry. Let’s get a taco. 🌮
  4. The Zingers Situation. 😡
  5. A Very Special King Asshole. 👑

Phoenix Asshole Drivers #69

There was a video here, but YouTube deleted my account: I’m now on Vimeo.

YouTube deleted my account. Fuck YouTube.