Turd of the Week #22

1999-07-17 0

The Holy Matrimony of a Bad Singer and a Good Winger: Best man Gary Neville, speaking at the wedding of David Beckham and Posh Spice: “The […]

Turd of the Week #21

1999-06-26 0

MetroStars make bold personnel move: The marquee player-less, foreign allocation-less, MetroStars made a sudden & shocking move to improve their rapidly declining fortunes by signing forward […]

Turd of the Week #20

1999-06-20 0

Heroes of the Week: Kasey Keller, for another classic match between the sticks, including turning away a 42nd minute penalty, and Joe-Max Moore, a 60th minute […]

Turd of the Week #19

1999-06-12 0

Opponents will be fouled. Survivors will be fouled again. England forward Paul Scholes was dismissed at 50 minutes of the Euro 2000 qualifier versus Sweden for […]

Turd of the Week #18

1999-06-05 0

Wade Barrett M, SJ Clash Separated at Birth? Eddie Munster & Woof-Woof Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it Stephen J. Holroyd, […]

Turd of the Week #17

1999-05-28 0

I want what this guy’s been smoking … Fishwrap: USA Today, a ‘newspaper’ with all the depth of a raindrop, offered the following bit of parochialism […]

Turd of the Week #16

1999-05-21 0

Tom Presthus GK, DC United Separated at Birth? Reverend Jim Ignatowski cab-driving burnout Columbus Crew Stadium, Grand Opening Crowd (15 May 99) Hero of the […]

Turd of the Week #15

1999-05-14 0

Heroes of the Week: Mark Crane, Dan Burns and Herbert Channick, the arbitrators who heard Debbie Keller’s frivolous lawsuit against US Soccer. The arbitrators found that […]

Turd of the Week #14

1999-05-07 0

Hero of the Week: Columbus midfielder Jason Farrell who delivered unto us crapshoot salvation in the form of an 88th minute goal in the Crew’s 1:0 […]

Turd of the Week #13

1999-04-30 0

Why can’t the Mickey Mouse’s at Disney bastard child ESPN do the same quality job of producing exciting, entertaining, tense soccer action as they are currently doing […]

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