Coronavirus / COVID19 / Wuhan Flu

Have You Lost Your Minds!?

The Great Wall of China: Toilet Paper
The Great Wall of China

I think Coronavirus / COVID19 / Wuhan Flu / Sino Sinus Syphilis / Chinese Lung AIDS is a big nothing burger: Worldwide, regular seasonal flu kills something like 250,000 up to 650,000  people per year. Every year. As of the middle of March, 2020, in the midst of flu season, Wuhan Flu has so far killed around 5,000 people. Almost 90% of them elderly and/or with pre-existing severe medical conditions. In the same three months, regular flu has killed 62,000 up to 162,000 people! Like I said, much ado about nothing. But the world has lost its collective shit, which is not a good thing as the stores are completely empty of shit paper. So, might as well laugh at the madness!

Obviously, there’s a billion Coronavirus memes floating around, and Lord knows I’ve posted most to my twitter feed, but these are the just the ones I created. 😉

I'm not drunk: I'm quarantine sober.
It’s all relative …

Obviously, this is Las Vegas before it was shut down ...
Obviously, this is Las Vegas before it was shut down …

Apparently, "Bat Appreciation Day" 🦇 is a real thing, though the timing leaves something to be desired ...
Apparently, “Bat Appreciation Day” 🦇 is a real thing, though the timing leaves something to be desired …

Hong Kong announced two pandas naturally mating ...
Hong Kong announced two pandas naturally mating …

What was really in Marsellus Wallace's briefcase: Coronavirus toilet paper.
What was really in Marsellus Wallace’s briefcase.

Pulled Pangolin: With a side of hush puppies and pinto beans.
Look at him! Isn’t he cute up there on the barbecue pit already!?

G.G. Allin didn't need toilet paper. #coronavirus #WuhanFlu #ToiletPaperApocalypse
G.G. Allin didn’t need toilet paper.

Joke not make sense? Read on, if you dare: Wikipedia.


Braveheart: You may take our lives, but you will never take our ... TOILET PAPER!!!
Braveheart

#Coronavirus giving you the shits? Store experiencing the #ToiletPaperApocalypse? The U.S. Army has your solution: M-R-E!
Meals Rejected by Ethiopians

The Great Wall of China: Toilet Paper
The Great Wall of China

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