Turd of the Week #2

“UEFA keen to start two referees experiment”

> CAPE TOWN, Jan 27 (Reuters) – UEFA said on Wednesday it would start
> experimenting with two referees controlling matches if the International
> Board, soccer’s law-making body, approves the idea at its annual meeting
> next month.


Why not just make it eight referees, encourage full contact tackling (except on the striker, who if even breathed on we’ll still penalize for), and allow everyone to handle the ball but the scrawny guy with the funny name. Yeah! That would be a sport the world will just go nuts for!

For meritorius service in screwing up the game:

Lennart Johannsen

Turd of the Week