Dave King, Glib & Shameless Liar, Sex Pistols

Dave King: Liar

2018-05-08 0

Dave King is a lifelong liar & con artist, dubbed a “glib & shameless liar” by South African judge Brian Southwood. Lying Dave King has […]

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Comics & Memes

2016-10-25 0

I call them “comics” but they are visual hacks, memes, etc. that may be humorous or serious. Artistic quality = nil.

Stewart Regan & Neil Doncaster wearing sombreros and drinking tequila.

Stewart Regan’s Tequila

2016-05-17 0

On May 15, 2016, Scottish Football Association (SFA) CEO Stewart Regan had a bottle of tequila confiscated while passing through London Heathrow (LHR) airport security. […]

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Four Legs in MLS

2011-09-23 0

Horror tackles and Garber fiddling, Hacks and thugs free to roam This summer I hear the snapping Four legs in MLS Gotta get down to […]

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Juan Carlos Assorio

2009-05-23 0

Loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, LOSE! Loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, LOSE! Loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, LOSE! {Refrain} Here’s a finger for you, Juan […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #68

2000-09-09 0

Keep me away from weapons: Does it irritate anyone else to no end that some morons insist on using the phrase “the MLS”? The MLS what? The letters M, […]

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Turd of the Week #67

2000-08-26 0

Top 10 Things That Take Less Time Than A Baseball Game Drive the Illinois tollway from Indiana to Wisconsin … during rush hour. Evolve primordial […]

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Turd of the Week #66

2000-08-19 0

Top 20 Things That Happen in Baseball Between Pitches Catch a nap Scratch Bullpen catcher flirts with teenage ball girl Scratch Call bookie on dugout […]

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Turd of the Week #65

2000-08-12 0

An animal in bed: That’s wot the missus said. Beckham of course. When it isn’t screaching inane lyrics to third rate disco beats, the Mouth of […]