Turd of the Week #67
Top 10 Things That Take Less Time Than A Baseball Game Drive the Illinois tollway from Indiana to Wisconsin … during rush hour. Evolve primordial […]
LA Galaxy
Turd of the Week #66
Top 20 Things That Happen in Baseball Between Pitches Catch a nap Scratch Bullpen catcher flirts with teenage ball girl Scratch Call bookie on dugout […]
Turd of the Week #65
An animal in bed: That’s wot the missus said. Beckham of course. When it isn’t screaching inane lyrics to third rate disco beats, the Mouth of […]
Turd of the Week #64
Close-ups: Just say “No!”: You! Yes, you, ESPN. Especially you! What is up with this sick American sports broadcasting fetish with anything and everything but the actual […]
Turd of the Week #61
Which headline is true? Lopez named Millionarios coach Jewell named Sheffield Wednesday coach Xuxa named Corinthians coach Aguilera named UNAM Pumas coach Spears named Bradford […]
Turd of the Week #60
I woke up this morning and got myself a beer; The future’s uncertain, the end is always near. Clueless USSF Aparatchik of the Week: USSF COO […]
Turd of the Week #58
A man has to have some perspective: Perica Azdic, a 31-year old Yugoslav defender with Cypriot first division side Ethnikos Akhna, was found hanged at his […]
Turd of the Week #56
Bible Study: It is easier for a rich man to get into Heaven than for Eduardo Hurtado to pass through the eye of a needle. Most […]
Turd of the Week #52
French Whine: Players from French first division club Sedan staged a strike this week to protest the horrible conditions under which they ply their trade. Why, […]
The Day Tab Ramos Signed
A long long time ago I can still remember how the Cosmos used to play But some billionaire’s saw their chance Knew they could make […]