Turd of the Week #43
Photo Quiz This photo depicts: Nicky Butt buggering Dean Windass Nicola$ Anelka being screwed by Arsenal San Francisco Bay Seals halftime show Nicola$ Anelka being […]
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Turd of the Week #40
Stunned Matthãus, prior to suicide Bayern Name Zambrano Coach: In a constantly evolving rivalry, one sure to soon exceed Fenerbahce-Galatasaray, Ajax-Feyenoord, and even Rangers-Celtic, Bayern Munich […]
Turd of the Week #39
Viera hacks world record phlegm Moody Frenchman Patrick Viera celebrates by leaping over his monster lung cookie. RotMasters Capture French International: The London Times, a paper several […]
Turd of the Week #38
Dumbass Treckerism of the Week: TotW was under the impression, due to the virtually simultaneous disappearance of Jerry Trecker from Sporting News and appearance of Jamie Trecker at […]
Turd of the Week #36
This week’s TotW report arrives courtesy of Slava “Shurik” Malamud, TotW reserve goalkeeper & baseball’s biggest Sammi Sosa fan. Hero of the Week: Dallas Burn midfielder […]
Turd of the Week #30
By way of explanation: TotW has been increasingly distressed in recent weeks as the Milwaukee Rampage’s playoff fortunes waned quicker than the head on a mug […]
Turd of the Week #28
Is it just me … … or does the LA Galaxy mascot look like a turd going down the tube? Quieroz gets canned: Carlos Quieroz […]
Turd of the Week #19
Opponents will be fouled. Survivors will be fouled again. England forward Paul Scholes was dismissed at 50 minutes of the Euro 2000 qualifier versus Sweden for […]
Turd of the Week #12
Almost Turd of the Week: Tampa Bay midfielder Musa Shannon for scoring an 87th minute goal against the Dallas Burn that knotted the game at 1:1 […]
Turd of the Week #8
Debbie Keller fails to make the TotW dishonor roll for the third straight week, though one wonders how long she will be out: U.S. Women: DiCicco […]