Turd of the Week #21
MetroStars make bold personnel move: The marquee player-less, foreign allocation-less, MetroStars made a sudden & shocking move to improve their rapidly declining fortunes by signing forward […]
Turd of the Week #20
Heroes of the Week: Kasey Keller, for another classic match between the sticks, including turning away a 42nd minute penalty, and Joe-Max Moore, a 60th minute […]
Turd of the Week #19
Opponents will be fouled. Survivors will be fouled again. England forward Paul Scholes was dismissed at 50 minutes of the Euro 2000 qualifier versus Sweden for […]
Turd of the Week #18
Wade Barrett M, SJ Clash Separated at Birth? Eddie Munster & Woof-Woof Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it Stephen J. Holroyd, […]
Turd of the Week #17
I want what this guy’s been smoking … Fishwrap: USA Today, a ‘newspaper’ with all the depth of a raindrop, offered the following bit of parochialism […]
Turd of the Week #16
Tom Presthus GK, DC United Separated at Birth? Reverend Jim Ignatowski cab-driving burnout Columbus Crew Stadium, Grand Opening Crowd (15 May 99) Hero of the […]
Turd of the Week #15
Heroes of the Week: Mark Crane, Dan Burns and Herbert Channick, the arbitrators who heard Debbie Keller’s frivolous lawsuit against US Soccer. The arbitrators found that […]
Turd of the Week #14
Hero of the Week: Columbus midfielder Jason Farrell who delivered unto us crapshoot salvation in the form of an 88th minute goal in the Crew’s 1:0 […]
Turd of the Week #13
Why can’t the Mickey Mouse’s at Disney bastard child ESPN do the same quality job of producing exciting, entertaining, tense soccer action as they are currently doing […]
Turd of the Week #12
Almost Turd of the Week: Tampa Bay midfielder Musa Shannon for scoring an 87th minute goal against the Dallas Burn that knotted the game at 1:1 […]