Phoenix Asshole Drivers #13 – Las Vegas
I use the terms brake-a-bator, brake-a-bation, braketurbation and masterbraker, interchangeably. All are portmanteaus of “braking” and “masturbation”, indicating one who brakes too frequently, thus playing […]
Pine Canyon-Bearfoot Trail
Another week, another search for a hike that isn’t over 100 degrees, isn’t threatened by a Biblical deluge, is within three hours of base camp, […]
Black Hills Loop
It’s been hard coming up with hikes the past six weeks. The temperatures have usually been over 110° in the low desert around Phoenix. As […]
Phoenix Asshole Drivers #12
I try to avoid driving, if at all possible, due to my PTSD (Phoenix Traffic Stress Disorder). For instance, I will walk the 2.5 mile […]
Brins Mesa Loop
Last week on Tuesday and Wednesday it hit record highs for the day: At 121°, within one degree of Phoenix’s all time high, set on […]
HostMonster Sucks Donkey Balls
I received an email at xyz@prestonm.com, from HostMonster, that I need to renew my domain. The email from HostMonster said “We have not detected a […]
Campbell Creek-Lanier Falls
This was my first time back to Ft. Bragg, North Carolina, in close to 20 years. (I’ve been to Charlotte many times for Endurance Karting […]
Celtic Supporters Convention
I’ve been following Celtic for 13 years. When I lived in Milwaukee, back in the 90s and early Aughts, I was a huge Milwaukee Rampage […]
Fletcher Canyon
My wife Bernie and I were in Las Vegas to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the Lisbon Lions winning the European Cup in 1967 at […]
Phoenix Asshole Drivers #11 – New Mexico
Twice a year, on the first Saturday in April and October, the White Sands Missile Range has an open house at the Trinity Site, where […]