Turd of the Week #47
Because he died you moron! Last year, Astra Ploiesti midfielder Stefan Vrabioru died on his way to hospital after collapsing during a match at Rapid Bucharest. The Romanian […]
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The Day Tab Ramos Signed
A long long time ago I can still remember how the Cosmos used to play But some billionaire’s saw their chance Knew they could make […]
Turd of the Week #46
Welcome to TotW’s Milwaukee-centric edition. We could claim we’re just too damn busy to pay attention to the rest of the world, since we are […]
Turd of the Week #45
Famous Headlines 33: Caesar confident Jewish sect is wiped out 950: Bishop confident Vikings are peaceful traders 1366: Learned physicians confident plague not deadly 1494: Sea captains confident world […]
Turd of the Week #44
Celebrity sighting: I saw Sepp Blatter today. Then I flushed. Lumber futures up in European markets: Rivaldo, the newly-crowned European Footballer of the Year, was recently restored […]
Turd of the Week #43
Photo Quiz This photo depicts: Nicky Butt buggering Dean Windass Nicola$ Anelka being screwed by Arsenal San Francisco Bay Seals halftime show Nicola$ Anelka being […]
Turd of the Week #42
Men’s College Cup / Crap Referee of the Week: If TotW found the San Jose pitch at last week’s Women’s College Cup besmirched by two […]
Turd of the Week #41
Hurtado draws lots for World Cup ’02 The news you’ve been dying to hear: In Lichtenstein, Vaduz lead their group with six wins, four draws and […]
Turd of the Week #40
Stunned Matthãus, prior to suicide Bayern Name Zambrano Coach: In a constantly evolving rivalry, one sure to soon exceed Fenerbahce-Galatasaray, Ajax-Feyenoord, and even Rangers-Celtic, Bayern Munich […]
Turd of the Week #39
Viera hacks world record phlegm Moody Frenchman Patrick Viera celebrates by leaping over his monster lung cookie. RotMasters Capture French International: The London Times, a paper several […]