Turd of the Week #67
Top 10 Things That Take Less Time Than A Baseball Game Drive the Illinois tollway from Indiana to Wisconsin … during rush hour. Evolve primordial […]
Rochester Rhinos
Turd of the Week #55
Heroes of the Week: 4th division amateurs Calais, who gave 1st division Nantes the scare of their lives in the French Cup final before succumbing 1:2. […]
Turd of the Week #54
Dingleberries of the Week: I’m getting really pissed at Soccer America. My issues usually don’t arrive until the Monday *after* the matches they are previewing, and this […]
Turd of the Week #53
Another team outdraws Kansas City: 14,023 fans attended a match last week between Arsenal and Middlesbrough. A shockingly low number, one would think. Even considering that […]
Turd of the Week #33
Quote of the Week: “We scored more goals than Colorado.” (John Kowalski, Pittsburgh Riverhounds coach, after his team lost to Rochester 6:2 in the A-League playoffs.) […]
Turd of the Week #31
Top 10 Premature Guarantees10. “I am not a crook.” (Richard Nixon, US President) 9. “The Titanic is unsinkable.” (White Star Lines, Ship Owner) 8. “We […]