FIFA World Cup: Russia 2018
The World Cup starts Thursday, and I plan on devoting most of the next two weeks to watching every match I possibly can. The 3:00 a.m. […]
Soccer
Dave King: Liar
Dave King is a lifelong liar & con artist, dubbed a “glib & shameless liar” by South African judge Brian Southwood. Lying Dave King has […]
Comics & Memes
I call them “comics” but they are visual hacks, memes, etc. that may be humorous or serious. Artistic quality = nil.
Stewart Regan’s Tequila
On May 15, 2016, Scottish Football Association (SFA) CEO Stewart Regan had a bottle of tequila confiscated while passing through London Heathrow (LHR) airport security. […]
Four Legs in MLS
Horror tackles and Garber fiddling, Hacks and thugs free to roam This summer I hear the snapping Four legs in MLS Gotta get down to […]
Juan Carlos Assorio
Loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, LOSE! Loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, LOSE! Loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, LOSE! {Refrain} Here’s a finger for you, Juan […]
Turd of the Week #68
Keep me away from weapons: Does it irritate anyone else to no end that some morons insist on using the phrase “the MLS”? The MLS what? The letters M, […]
Turd of the Week #67
Top 10 Things That Take Less Time Than A Baseball Game Drive the Illinois tollway from Indiana to Wisconsin … during rush hour. Evolve primordial […]
Turd of the Week #66
Top 20 Things That Happen in Baseball Between Pitches Catch a nap Scratch Bullpen catcher flirts with teenage ball girl Scratch Call bookie on dugout […]
Turd of the Week #65
An animal in bed: That’s wot the missus said. Beckham of course. When it isn’t screaching inane lyrics to third rate disco beats, the Mouth of […]