Turd of the Week #64
Close-ups: Just say “No!”: You! Yes, you, ESPN. Especially you! What is up with this sick American sports broadcasting fetish with anything and everything but the actual […]
Miami Fusion
Turd of the Week #62
Americans teach Brits a thing or two about football: Manchester United season ticket holders have been sent a letter telling them that areas of the ground […]
Turd of the Week #60
I woke up this morning and got myself a beer; The future’s uncertain, the end is always near. Clueless USSF Aparatchik of the Week: USSF COO […]
Turd of the Week #55
Heroes of the Week: 4th division amateurs Calais, who gave 1st division Nantes the scare of their lives in the French Cup final before succumbing 1:2. […]
Turd of the Week #50
Photo List This photo depicts: WWF Superstar Dusty Rhodes signing his New York Times bestseller. Joey Buttafouco explaining his philosophy on life & love. Pablo […]
Turd of the Week #49
Oldfart Matthäus Photo List This photo depicts: Lothar & the Hand People performing their hit “Space Hymn”. Lothar commanding his minions to kneel before him. […]
Turd of the Week #32
Murderers! From mlsnet.com, home of the monsters who perpetrate the murderous crapshoot on innocent footballers: “Chicago Fire forward Josh Wolff tore the anterior cruciate ligament in […]
Turd of the Week #24
Hero of the Week: Miami Fusion defender Edwin Gorter for his 83rd minute free kick goal that gave the Fusion a 1-0 victory over the RotMasters, […]
Turd of the Week #23
Quote of the Week: KC Wizards keeper ‘Fat’ Tony Meola on his first practice since he underwent reconstructive knee surgery on March 31, “I’m happy to […]
Turd of the Week #19
Opponents will be fouled. Survivors will be fouled again. England forward Paul Scholes was dismissed at 50 minutes of the Euro 2000 qualifier versus Sweden for […]