Turd of the Week #68
Keep me away from weapons: Does it irritate anyone else to no end that some morons insist on using the phrase “the MLS”? The MLS what? The letters M, […]
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Turd of the Week #67
Top 10 Things That Take Less Time Than A Baseball Game Drive the Illinois tollway from Indiana to Wisconsin … during rush hour. Evolve primordial […]
Turd of the Week #65
An animal in bed: That’s wot the missus said. Beckham of course. When it isn’t screaching inane lyrics to third rate disco beats, the Mouth of […]
Turd of the Week #61
Which headline is true? Lopez named Millionarios coach Jewell named Sheffield Wednesday coach Xuxa named Corinthians coach Aguilera named UNAM Pumas coach Spears named Bradford […]
Turd of the Week #60
I woke up this morning and got myself a beer; The future’s uncertain, the end is always near. Clueless USSF Aparatchik of the Week: USSF COO […]
Turd of the Week #59
Who says Americans don’t know geography? “World Cup champion France routs Belgium in Euro 2000” was the Sporting News headline after France beat Denmark 3:0 in the opening […]
Turd of the Week #56
Bible Study: It is easier for a rich man to get into Heaven than for Eduardo Hurtado to pass through the eye of a needle. Most […]
Turd of the Week #55
Heroes of the Week: 4th division amateurs Calais, who gave 1st division Nantes the scare of their lives in the French Cup final before succumbing 1:2. […]
Turd of the Week #53
Another team outdraws Kansas City: 14,023 fans attended a match last week between Arsenal and Middlesbrough. A shockingly low number, one would think. Even considering that […]
Turd of the Week #52
French Whine: Players from French first division club Sedan staged a strike this week to protest the horrible conditions under which they ply their trade. Why, […]