Turd of the Week #43
Photo Quiz This photo depicts: Nicky Butt buggering Dean Windass Nicola$ Anelka being screwed by Arsenal San Francisco Bay Seals halftime show Nicola$ Anelka being […]
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Turd of the Week #42
Men’s College Cup / Crap Referee of the Week: If TotW found the San Jose pitch at last week’s Women’s College Cup besmirched by two […]
Turd of the Week #38
Dumbass Treckerism of the Week: TotW was under the impression, due to the virtually simultaneous disappearance of Jerry Trecker from Sporting News and appearance of Jamie Trecker at […]
Turd of the Week #36
This week’s TotW report arrives courtesy of Slava “Shurik” Malamud, TotW reserve goalkeeper & baseball’s biggest Sammi Sosa fan. Hero of the Week: Dallas Burn midfielder […]
Turd of the Week #31
Top 10 Premature Guarantees10. “I am not a crook.” (Richard Nixon, US President) 9. “The Titanic is unsinkable.” (White Star Lines, Ship Owner) 8. “We […]
Turd of the Week #11
Trivia of the Week: What do Germany and England have in common with Kazakhstan and Zambia? (Answer below) Quote of the Week: “Anywhere I’ve played, I’ve been tested […]