Turd of the Week #67
Top 10 Things That Take Less Time Than A Baseball Game Drive the Illinois tollway from Indiana to Wisconsin … during rush hour. Evolve primordial […]
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Turd of the Week #57
Wham-bam, thank you ma’am! “[MLS] is giving me the opportunity to grow as a soccer player with the possibility of playing in Europe after this season.” […]
Turd of the Week #36
This week’s TotW report arrives courtesy of Slava “Shurik” Malamud, TotW reserve goalkeeper & baseball’s biggest Sammi Sosa fan. Hero of the Week: Dallas Burn midfielder […]
Turd of the Week #29
Make up your own punchline … They won’t have Nixon to kick around anymore: Sporting News columnist Jerry Trecker retired last week. First Logan, now Trecker. TotW […]
Turd of the Week #14
Hero of the Week: Columbus midfielder Jason Farrell who delivered unto us crapshoot salvation in the form of an 88th minute goal in the Crew’s 1:0 […]
Turd of the Week #12
Almost Turd of the Week: Tampa Bay midfielder Musa Shannon for scoring an 87th minute goal against the Dallas Burn that knotted the game at 1:1 […]