Turd of the Week #8
Debbie Keller fails to make the TotW dishonor roll for the third straight week, though one wonders how long she will be out: U.S. Women: DiCicco […]
Turd of the Week #7
First, the dishonorable mentions: Moron of the Week goes to Diego Simeone, who’s crime occured eight months ago: MILAN, March 2 (Reuters) – Argentina captain Diego […]
Turd of the Week #6
An Embarassment of Riches First, the dishonorable mentions: Candidates who came close included Turd Emeritus Steve Sampson for his flatulant wisdom regarding the direction MLS […]
Turd of the Week #5
Cavalry to the Rescue! Just when I was thinking there would be no appropriate nominee for Turd of the Week, IFAB comes to the rescue. […]
Turd of the Week #4
Italian Standards of Postal Rapidity The Turd of the Week award was delayed this week as I awaited final information (last week’s copy of Soccer America). […]
Turd of the Week #3
True Genius at Work My copy of Soccer America arrived yesterday. No, they are not the turds (though their editorial Q&A on the web site is rather […]
Turd of the Week #2
“UEFA keen to start two referees experiment” > CAPE TOWN, Jan 27 (Reuters) – UEFA said on Wednesday it would start > experimenting with two […]
Turd of the Week #1
“Biennial World Cup gains support of U.S. president Contiguglia” NEW YORK (Thursday, January 21, 1999) — Hoping to have the United States host the World […]
Northern Light
Throb, throb Slick & greasy Grasped inside mauling digits Flipped from detached branches Eyes open to the screeching rhythmic peace Pain so loud it’s pure […]
Beth
I place my circle around your neck And bind my soul to yours Forever Written in a muddy tent in Bosnia.