Turd of the Week #28
Is it just me … … or does the LA Galaxy mascot look like a turd going down the tube? Quieroz gets canned: Carlos Quieroz […]
Turd of the Week #27
Hero of the Week: Jorge Dely-Valdes for putting away a 90th minute game winner that prevented yet another crapshoot in the Colorado Rapids 1:0 win over […]
Turd of the Week #26
klugeQuote of the Week: “Many years ago I played a couple of games against a prison team. The prisoners were formidably fit but, although some of […]
Turd of the Week #25
RotMasters do not lose! Of course they didn’t play last week either, but what New Yawkah could complain? SJ Clash do not lose! Of course they did […]
Turd of the Week #24
Hero of the Week: Miami Fusion defender Edwin Gorter for his 83rd minute free kick goal that gave the Fusion a 1-0 victory over the RotMasters, […]
Turd of the Week #23
Quote of the Week: KC Wizards keeper ‘Fat’ Tony Meola on his first practice since he underwent reconstructive knee surgery on March 31, “I’m happy to […]
Turd of the Week #22
The Holy Matrimony of a Bad Singer and a Good Winger: Best man Gary Neville, speaking at the wedding of David Beckham and Posh Spice: “The […]
Turd of the Week #21
MetroStars make bold personnel move: The marquee player-less, foreign allocation-less, MetroStars made a sudden & shocking move to improve their rapidly declining fortunes by signing forward […]
Turd of the Week #20
Heroes of the Week: Kasey Keller, for another classic match between the sticks, including turning away a 42nd minute penalty, and Joe-Max Moore, a 60th minute […]
Turd of the Week #19
Opponents will be fouled. Survivors will be fouled again. England forward Paul Scholes was dismissed at 50 minutes of the Euro 2000 qualifier versus Sweden for […]