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Turd of the Week #55

2000-05-13 0

Heroes of the Week: 4th division amateurs Calais, who gave 1st division Nantes the scare of their lives in the French Cup final before succumbing 1:2. […]

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Turd of the Week #49

2000-03-18 0

Oldfart Matthäus Photo List This photo depicts: Lothar & the Hand People performing their hit “Space Hymn”. Lothar commanding his minions to kneel before him. […]

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Turd of the Week #41

1999-12-11 0

Hurtado draws lots for World Cup ’02 The news you’ve been dying to hear: In Lichtenstein, Vaduz lead their group with six wins, four draws and […]

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Turd of the Week #25

1999-08-07 0

RotMasters do not lose! Of course they didn’t play last week either, but what New Yawkah could complain? SJ Clash do not lose! Of course they did […]

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Turd of the Week #23

1999-07-24 0

Quote of the Week: KC Wizards keeper ‘Fat’ Tony Meola on his first practice since he underwent reconstructive knee surgery on March 31, “I’m happy to […]

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Turd of the Week #22

1999-07-17 0

The Holy Matrimony of a Bad Singer and a Good Winger: Best man Gary Neville, speaking at the wedding of David Beckham and Posh Spice: “The […]

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Turd of the Week #1

1999-01-22 0

“Biennial World Cup gains support of U.S. president Contiguglia” NEW YORK (Thursday, January 21, 1999) — Hoping to have the United States host the World […]