Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #57

2000-06-03 0

Wham-bam, thank you ma’am! “[MLS] is giving me the opportunity to grow as a soccer player with the possibility of playing in Europe after this season.” […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #49

2000-03-18 0

Oldfart Matthäus Photo List This photo depicts: Lothar & the Hand People performing their hit “Space Hymn”. Lothar commanding his minions to kneel before him. […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #44

2000-01-15 0

Celebrity sighting: I saw Sepp Blatter today. Then I flushed. Lumber futures up in European markets: Rivaldo, the newly-crowned European Footballer of the Year, was recently restored […]

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Turd of the Week #41

1999-12-11 0

Hurtado draws lots for World Cup ’02 The news you’ve been dying to hear: In Lichtenstein, Vaduz lead their group with six wins, four draws and […]

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Turd of the Week #23

1999-07-24 0

Quote of the Week: KC Wizards keeper ‘Fat’ Tony Meola on his first practice since he underwent reconstructive knee surgery on March 31, “I’m happy to […]

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Turd of the Week #22

1999-07-17 0

The Holy Matrimony of a Bad Singer and a Good Winger: Best man Gary Neville, speaking at the wedding of David Beckham and Posh Spice: “The […]

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Turd of the Week #19

1999-06-12 0

Opponents will be fouled. Survivors will be fouled again. England forward Paul Scholes was dismissed at 50 minutes of the Euro 2000 qualifier versus Sweden for […]

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Turd of the Week #15

1999-05-14 0

Heroes of the Week: Mark Crane, Dan Burns and Herbert Channick, the arbitrators who heard Debbie Keller’s frivolous lawsuit against US Soccer. The arbitrators found that […]