Turd of the Week #60
I woke up this morning and got myself a beer; The future’s uncertain, the end is always near. Clueless USSF Aparatchik of the Week: USSF COO […]
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Turd of the Week #54
Dingleberries of the Week: I’m getting really pissed at Soccer America. My issues usually don’t arrive until the Monday *after* the matches they are previewing, and this […]
Turd of the Week #49
Oldfart Matthäus Photo List This photo depicts: Lothar & the Hand People performing their hit “Space Hymn”. Lothar commanding his minions to kneel before him. […]
Turd of the Week #48
The Beer’s Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Swallowed be thy drink. From keg or case, Thy will be drunk, At home as it […]
Turd of the Week #47
Because he died you moron! Last year, Astra Ploiesti midfielder Stefan Vrabioru died on his way to hospital after collapsing during a match at Rapid Bucharest. The Romanian […]
Turd of the Week #45
Famous Headlines 33: Caesar confident Jewish sect is wiped out 950: Bishop confident Vikings are peaceful traders 1366: Learned physicians confident plague not deadly 1494: Sea captains confident world […]
Turd of the Week #44
Celebrity sighting: I saw Sepp Blatter today. Then I flushed. Lumber futures up in European markets: Rivaldo, the newly-crowned European Footballer of the Year, was recently restored […]
Turd of the Week #41
Hurtado draws lots for World Cup ’02 The news you’ve been dying to hear: In Lichtenstein, Vaduz lead their group with six wins, four draws and […]
Turd of the Week #25
RotMasters do not lose! Of course they didn’t play last week either, but what New Yawkah could complain? SJ Clash do not lose! Of course they did […]
Turd of the Week #3
True Genius at Work My copy of Soccer America arrived yesterday. No, they are not the turds (though their editorial Q&A on the web site is rather […]