Turd of the Week #42
Men’s College Cup / Crap Referee of the Week: If TotW found the San Jose pitch at last week’s Women’s College Cup besmirched by two […]
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Turd of the Week #38
Dumbass Treckerism of the Week: TotW was under the impression, due to the virtually simultaneous disappearance of Jerry Trecker from Sporting News and appearance of Jamie Trecker at […]
Turd of the Week #36
This week’s TotW report arrives courtesy of Slava “Shurik” Malamud, TotW reserve goalkeeper & baseball’s biggest Sammi Sosa fan. Hero of the Week: Dallas Burn midfielder […]
Turd of the Week #31
Top 10 Premature Guarantees10. “I am not a crook.” (Richard Nixon, US President) 9. “The Titanic is unsinkable.” (White Star Lines, Ship Owner) 8. “We […]
Turd of the Week #30
By way of explanation: TotW has been increasingly distressed in recent weeks as the Milwaukee Rampage’s playoff fortunes waned quicker than the head on a mug […]
Turd of the Week #26
klugeQuote of the Week: “Many years ago I played a couple of games against a prison team. The prisoners were formidably fit but, although some of […]
Turd of the Week #25
RotMasters do not lose! Of course they didn’t play last week either, but what New Yawkah could complain? SJ Clash do not lose! Of course they did […]
Turd of the Week #24
Hero of the Week: Miami Fusion defender Edwin Gorter for his 83rd minute free kick goal that gave the Fusion a 1-0 victory over the RotMasters, […]
Turd of the Week #13
Why can’t the Mickey Mouse’s at Disney bastard child ESPN do the same quality job of producing exciting, entertaining, tense soccer action as they are currently doing […]
Turd of the Week #11
Trivia of the Week: What do Germany and England have in common with Kazakhstan and Zambia? (Answer below) Quote of the Week: “Anywhere I’ve played, I’ve been tested […]