Turd of the Week #64

2000-07-29 0

Close-ups: Just say “No!”: You! Yes, you, ESPN. Especially you! What is up with this sick American sports broadcasting fetish with anything and everything but the actual […]

Turd of the Week #59

2000-06-17 0

Who says Americans don’t know geography? “World Cup champion France routs Belgium in Euro 2000” was the Sporting News headline after France beat Denmark 3:0 in the opening […]

Turd of the Week #33

1999-10-16 0

Quote of the Week: “We scored more goals than Colorado.” (John Kowalski, Pittsburgh Riverhounds coach, after his team lost to Rochester 6:2 in the A-League playoffs.) […]

Turd of the Week #31

1999-09-18 0

Top 10 Premature Guarantees10. “I am not a crook.” (Richard Nixon, US President) 9. “The Titanic is unsinkable.” (White Star Lines, Ship Owner) 8. “We […]

Turd of the Week #29

1999-09-04 0

Make up your own punchline … They won’t have Nixon to kick around anymore: Sporting News columnist Jerry Trecker retired last week. First Logan, now Trecker. TotW […]

Turd of the Week #26

1999-08-14 0

klugeQuote of the Week: “Many years ago I played a couple of games against a prison team. The prisoners were formidably fit but, although some of […]