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Turd of the Week #61

2000-07-01 0

Which headline is true? Lopez named Millionarios coach Jewell named Sheffield Wednesday coach Xuxa named Corinthians coach Aguilera named UNAM Pumas coach Spears named Bradford […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #59

2000-06-17 0

Who says Americans don’t know geography? “World Cup champion France routs Belgium in Euro 2000” was the Sporting News headline after France beat Denmark 3:0 in the opening […]

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Turd of the Week #57

2000-06-03 0

Wham-bam, thank you ma’am! “[MLS] is giving me the opportunity to grow as a soccer player with the possibility of playing in Europe after this season.” […]

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Turd of the Week #54

2000-04-29 0

Dingleberries of the Week: I’m getting really pissed at Soccer America. My issues usually don’t arrive until the Monday *after* the matches they are previewing, and this […]

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Turd of the Week #50

2000-04-01 0

Photo List This photo depicts: WWF Superstar Dusty Rhodes signing his New York Times bestseller. Joey Buttafouco explaining his philosophy on life & love. Pablo […]

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Turd of the Week #46

2000-02-26 0

Welcome to TotW’s Milwaukee-centric edition. We could claim we’re just too damn busy to pay attention to the rest of the world, since we are […]

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Turd of the Week #23

1999-07-24 0

Quote of the Week: KC Wizards keeper ‘Fat’ Tony Meola on his first practice since he underwent reconstructive knee surgery on March 31, “I’m happy to […]

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Turd of the Week #16

1999-05-21 0

Tom Presthus GK, DC United Separated at Birth? Reverend Jim Ignatowski cab-driving burnout Columbus Crew Stadium, Grand Opening Crowd (15 May 99) Hero of the […]

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Turd of the Week #13

1999-04-30 0

Why can’t the Mickey Mouse’s at Disney bastard child ESPN do the same quality job of producing exciting, entertaining, tense soccer action as they are currently doing […]

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Turd of the Week #12

1999-04-23 0

Almost Turd of the Week: Tampa Bay midfielder Musa Shannon for scoring an 87th minute goal against the Dallas Burn that knotted the game at 1:1 […]