Turd of the Week #35
William Shatner Method Acting Award: TotW slips the Willie to the players of Espanyol for their role in “Espanyol – A Tragedy in Three Acts”. In […]
Sporting News
Turd of the Week #31
Top 10 Premature Guarantees10. “I am not a crook.” (Richard Nixon, US President) 9. “The Titanic is unsinkable.” (White Star Lines, Ship Owner) 8. “We […]
Turd of the Week #30
By way of explanation: TotW has been increasingly distressed in recent weeks as the Milwaukee Rampage’s playoff fortunes waned quicker than the head on a mug […]
Turd of the Week #29
Make up your own punchline … They won’t have Nixon to kick around anymore: Sporting News columnist Jerry Trecker retired last week. First Logan, now Trecker. TotW […]
Turd of the Week #28
Is it just me … … or does the LA Galaxy mascot look like a turd going down the tube? Quieroz gets canned: Carlos Quieroz […]
Turd of the Week #19
Opponents will be fouled. Survivors will be fouled again. England forward Paul Scholes was dismissed at 50 minutes of the Euro 2000 qualifier versus Sweden for […]
Turd of the Week #11
Trivia of the Week: What do Germany and England have in common with Kazakhstan and Zambia? (Answer below) Quote of the Week: “Anywhere I’ve played, I’ve been tested […]