Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #57

2000-06-03 0

Wham-bam, thank you ma’am! “[MLS] is giving me the opportunity to grow as a soccer player with the possibility of playing in Europe after this season.” […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #52

2000-04-15 0

French Whine: Players from French first division club Sedan staged a strike this week to protest the horrible conditions under which they ply their trade. Why, […]

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Turd of the Week #40

1999-12-04 0

Stunned Matthãus, prior to suicide Bayern Name Zambrano Coach: In a constantly evolving rivalry, one sure to soon exceed Fenerbahce-Galatasaray, Ajax-Feyenoord, and even Rangers-Celtic, Bayern Munich […]

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Turd of the Week #37

1999-11-13 0

Headline of the Week: “Bebeto to quit Mexican club after being ‘ordered’ to play”. Other headlines we can expect to see in the future: Anelka to […]

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Turd of the Week #35

1999-10-30 0

William Shatner Method Acting Award: TotW slips the Willie to the players of Espanyol for their role in “Espanyol – A Tragedy in Three Acts”. In […]