Turd of the Week #68
Keep me away from weapons: Does it irritate anyone else to no end that some morons insist on using the phrase “the MLS”? The MLS what? The letters M, […]
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Turd of the Week #64
Close-ups: Just say “No!”: You! Yes, you, ESPN. Especially you! What is up with this sick American sports broadcasting fetish with anything and everything but the actual […]
Turd of the Week #56
Bible Study: It is easier for a rich man to get into Heaven than for Eduardo Hurtado to pass through the eye of a needle. Most […]
Turd of the Week #54
Dingleberries of the Week: I’m getting really pissed at Soccer America. My issues usually don’t arrive until the Monday *after* the matches they are previewing, and this […]
Turd of the Week #49
Oldfart Matthäus Photo List This photo depicts: Lothar & the Hand People performing their hit “Space Hymn”. Lothar commanding his minions to kneel before him. […]
Turd of the Week #48
The Beer’s Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Swallowed be thy drink. From keg or case, Thy will be drunk, At home as it […]
Turd of the Week #41
Hurtado draws lots for World Cup ’02 The news you’ve been dying to hear: In Lichtenstein, Vaduz lead their group with six wins, four draws and […]
Turd of the Week #32
Murderers! From mlsnet.com, home of the monsters who perpetrate the murderous crapshoot on innocent footballers: “Chicago Fire forward Josh Wolff tore the anterior cruciate ligament in […]
Turd of the Week #27
Hero of the Week: Jorge Dely-Valdes for putting away a 90th minute game winner that prevented yet another crapshoot in the Colorado Rapids 1:0 win over […]
Turd of the Week #26
klugeQuote of the Week: “Many years ago I played a couple of games against a prison team. The prisoners were formidably fit but, although some of […]