Turd of the Week #49
Oldfart Matthäus Photo List This photo depicts: Lothar & the Hand People performing their hit “Space Hymn”. Lothar commanding his minions to kneel before him. […]
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Turd of the Week #48
The Beer’s Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Swallowed be thy drink. From keg or case, Thy will be drunk, At home as it […]
The Day Tab Ramos Signed
A long long time ago I can still remember how the Cosmos used to play But some billionaire’s saw their chance Knew they could make […]
Turd of the Week #46
Welcome to TotW’s Milwaukee-centric edition. We could claim we’re just too damn busy to pay attention to the rest of the world, since we are […]
Turd of the Week #43
Photo Quiz This photo depicts: Nicky Butt buggering Dean Windass Nicola$ Anelka being screwed by Arsenal San Francisco Bay Seals halftime show Nicola$ Anelka being […]
Turd of the Week #41
Hurtado draws lots for World Cup ’02 The news you’ve been dying to hear: In Lichtenstein, Vaduz lead their group with six wins, four draws and […]
Turd of the Week #39
Viera hacks world record phlegm Moody Frenchman Patrick Viera celebrates by leaping over his monster lung cookie. RotMasters Capture French International: The London Times, a paper several […]
Turd of the Week #38
Dumbass Treckerism of the Week: TotW was under the impression, due to the virtually simultaneous disappearance of Jerry Trecker from Sporting News and appearance of Jamie Trecker at […]
Turd of the Week #36
This week’s TotW report arrives courtesy of Slava “Shurik” Malamud, TotW reserve goalkeeper & baseball’s biggest Sammi Sosa fan. Hero of the Week: Dallas Burn midfielder […]
Turd of the Week #35
William Shatner Method Acting Award: TotW slips the Willie to the players of Espanyol for their role in “Espanyol – A Tragedy in Three Acts”. In […]