Turd of the Week #62
Americans teach Brits a thing or two about football: Manchester United season ticket holders have been sent a letter telling them that areas of the ground […]
Euro 2000
Turd of the Week #61
Which headline is true? Lopez named Millionarios coach Jewell named Sheffield Wednesday coach Xuxa named Corinthians coach Aguilera named UNAM Pumas coach Spears named Bradford […]
Turd of the Week #60
I woke up this morning and got myself a beer; The future’s uncertain, the end is always near. Clueless USSF Aparatchik of the Week: USSF COO […]
Turd of the Week #59
Who says Americans don’t know geography? “World Cup champion France routs Belgium in Euro 2000” was the Sporting News headline after France beat Denmark 3:0 in the opening […]
Turd of the Week #38
Dumbass Treckerism of the Week: TotW was under the impression, due to the virtually simultaneous disappearance of Jerry Trecker from Sporting News and appearance of Jamie Trecker at […]
Turd of the Week #34
Hero of the Week: Me. For scoring my first goal since June, 1998. The last one was a thing of beauty: far post header off a […]
Turd of the Week #29
Make up your own punchline … They won’t have Nixon to kick around anymore: Sporting News columnist Jerry Trecker retired last week. First Logan, now Trecker. TotW […]
Turd of the Week #19
Opponents will be fouled. Survivors will be fouled again. England forward Paul Scholes was dismissed at 50 minutes of the Euro 2000 qualifier versus Sweden for […]