Turd of the Week #68

2000-09-09 0

Keep me away from weapons: Does it irritate anyone else to no end that some morons insist on using the phrase “the MLS”? The MLS what? The letters M, […]

Turd of the Week #67

2000-08-26 0

Top 10 Things That Take Less Time Than A Baseball Game Drive the Illinois tollway from Indiana to Wisconsin … during rush hour. Evolve primordial […]

Turd of the Week #64

2000-07-29 0

Close-ups: Just say “No!”: You! Yes, you, ESPN. Especially you! What is up with this sick American sports broadcasting fetish with anything and everything but the actual […]

Turd of the Week #63

2000-07-22 0

Heroes of the Week: Oh my. Paraguay went and defeated Brazil 2:1. It was the first time Paraguay had beaten Brazil in a World Cup qualifier, […]

Turd of the Week #62

2000-07-15 0

Americans teach Brits a thing or two about football: Manchester United season ticket holders have been sent a letter telling them that areas of the ground […]

Turd of the Week #60

2000-06-24 0

I woke up this morning and got myself a beer; The future’s uncertain, the end is always near. Clueless USSF Aparatchik of the Week: USSF COO […]

Turd of the Week #57

2000-06-03 0

Wham-bam, thank you ma’am! “[MLS] is giving me the opportunity to grow as a soccer player with the possibility of playing in Europe after this season.” […]

Turd of the Week #44

2000-01-15 0

Celebrity sighting: I saw Sepp Blatter today. Then I flushed. Lumber futures up in European markets: Rivaldo, the newly-crowned European Footballer of the Year, was recently restored […]

Turd of the Week #43

2000-01-08 0

Photo Quiz This photo depicts: Nicky Butt buggering Dean Windass Nicola$ Anelka being screwed by Arsenal San Francisco Bay Seals halftime show Nicola$ Anelka being […]

Turd of the Week #39

1999-11-27 0

Viera hacks world record phlegm Moody Frenchman Patrick Viera celebrates by leaping over his monster lung cookie. RotMasters Capture French International: The London Times, a paper several […]

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