Turd of the Week #51
This is rich: There’s nothing new about the rumor that the supposedly less insane Perot — Ross Jr. — is shopping around England for a football […]
Baseball
Turd of the Week #46
Welcome to TotW’s Milwaukee-centric edition. We could claim we’re just too damn busy to pay attention to the rest of the world, since we are […]
Turd of the Week #44
Celebrity sighting: I saw Sepp Blatter today. Then I flushed. Lumber futures up in European markets: Rivaldo, the newly-crowned European Footballer of the Year, was recently restored […]
Turd of the Week #39
Viera hacks world record phlegm Moody Frenchman Patrick Viera celebrates by leaping over his monster lung cookie. RotMasters Capture French International: The London Times, a paper several […]
Turd of the Week #38
Dumbass Treckerism of the Week: TotW was under the impression, due to the virtually simultaneous disappearance of Jerry Trecker from Sporting News and appearance of Jamie Trecker at […]
Turd of the Week #35
William Shatner Method Acting Award: TotW slips the Willie to the players of Espanyol for their role in “Espanyol – A Tragedy in Three Acts”. In […]
Turd of the Week #33
Quote of the Week: “We scored more goals than Colorado.” (John Kowalski, Pittsburgh Riverhounds coach, after his team lost to Rochester 6:2 in the A-League playoffs.) […]
Turd of the Week #31
Top 10 Premature Guarantees10. “I am not a crook.” (Richard Nixon, US President) 9. “The Titanic is unsinkable.” (White Star Lines, Ship Owner) 8. “We […]
Turd of the Week #19
Opponents will be fouled. Survivors will be fouled again. England forward Paul Scholes was dismissed at 50 minutes of the Euro 2000 qualifier versus Sweden for […]
Turd of the Week #18
Wade Barrett M, SJ Clash Separated at Birth? Eddie Munster & Woof-Woof Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it Stephen J. Holroyd, […]