Phoenix Asshole Drivers #53: Wisconsin 🧀

Phoenix Traffic Stress Disorder

Phoenix Asshole Drivers #53: Wisconsin

This was our second trip back home to Wisconsin this year. The last time, in June, naturally also resulted in a cheddar-flavored bout of Phoenix Traffic Stress Disorder (PTSD).

This time around, we rented a Dodge Durango. I liked it. Comfortable seats that keep you in place, good AC, tons of space, handles well, good turn radius and incredible gas mileage. (We went a whole week on basically one tank of gas.) On the downside, the wiper controls are confusing and the headlight switch is a dial off the steering column. Overall, I rate the Dodge Durango a solid 👍.

Behold the curd turds! 🧀

  1. Places NOT to stop in Milwaukee. 🥺
  2. Road America. 🏎
  3. Duh, which way do I go George? Which way do I go!? 🤪
  4. Fucking Illinois Bastard (FIB). 🖕
  5. The King Asshole. 👑

Phoenix Asshole Drivers #53

There was a video here, but YouTube deleted my account: I’m now on Vimeo.

YouTube deleted my account. Fuck YouTube.