Phoenix Asshole Drivers #36: Maryland

Phoenix Traffic Stress Disorder

Phoenix Asshole Drivers #36

My wife and I visited Maryland to trick-or-treat with our grandaughter Boo. 👻

Like we always do, we flew into Baltimore, driving MD-100, to US-29, then I-70 west to Hagerstown where she lives.

While everybody else was busy during the day, we took a trip out on I-70 and I-68 to Cumberland to ride the Western Maryland Scenic Railroad to the Frostburg turntable. Another day, we drove MD-65 through Sharpsburg, to the C&O Canal Towpath, so I could work off the Waffle House.

In Hagerstown itself, we stayed by the Valley View Mall, mostly driving Wesel Blvd., Burhams Blvd., Washington St., Locust St., Potomac St., and Leitersburg Pike. Our usual.

This special Maryland edition of “Phoenix” Traffic Stress Disorder includes:

  1. The Maryland state sport. 🦀
  2. Mother of the Year. 👩‍👧
  3. Move along there granny. 👵🏻
  4. Ministry of Encouragement. 💸
  5. The King Asshole. 👑

Phoenix Asshole Drivers #36

There was a video here, but YouTube deleted my account: I’m now on Vimeo.

YouTube deleted my account. Fuck YouTube.