Phoenix Asshole Drivers #25: Maryland

Phoenix Traffic Stress Disorder

Phoenix Asshole Drivers #25

My wife and I visited Maryland to spend Easter with our grandaughter, so we took along her dashcam, a Z-Edge Z3.

I just realized the video erroneously says SpyTec A118C: I swapped that for a Z-Edge S4 in January. Too late to change the video now!

Every place has it’s own vehicular pathologies. In Maryland, they have the wierd habit of cruising in the freeway’s left lane (i.e. the passing lane), rather than in the right lane. You’ll frequently see long, long lines of cars, and semis, in the left lane while there will only be occasional cars in the supposedly slower right lane. The obvious solution is to pass on the right. I’d like to see Maryland drivers on the Autobahn. That would be fucking awesome! 😆

This mid-month edition of Maryland and Phoenix Traffic Stress Disorder (PTSD):

  1. Everything I know I learned from dogs. 🐶
  2. Three unbelievably late red light runners. 🚨
  3. Texting while driving. 🚘🚫📱
  4. Taking the lungie plunge. 🗣
  5. The King Asshole. 👑

Phoenix Asshole Drivers #25

There was a video here, but YouTube deleted my account: I’m now on Vimeo.

YouTube deleted my account. Fuck YouTube.

2 Comments on Phoenix Asshole Drivers #25: Maryland

  1. Some good ones. The other day on I-10 north from Casa Grande I watched a car veer off the road, correct, go into a medium-sized tank slapper, and miraculously (not through skill), recover without crashing. I figured it was a drunk. When I drove by it was a kid texting (still texting right after the incident)! Probably texting: “Whoa dude, you won’t believe what almost just happened.”

    • Wait until you see edition #26. I saw a guy in Florida make a banzai pass that I swear I thought he crash into a the ditch. It was a Russian level move.

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