Turd of the Week #14

1999-05-07 0

Hero of the Week: Columbus midfielder Jason Farrell who delivered unto us crapshoot salvation in the form of an 88th minute goal in the Crew’s 1:0 […]

Turd of the Week #13

1999-04-30 0

Why can’t the Mickey Mouse’s at Disney bastard child ESPN do the same quality job of producing exciting, entertaining, tense soccer action as they are currently doing […]

Turd of the Week #12

1999-04-23 0

Almost Turd of the Week: Tampa Bay midfielder Musa Shannon for scoring an 87th minute goal against the Dallas Burn that knotted the game at 1:1 […]

Turd of the Week #11

1999-04-16 0

Trivia of the Week: What do Germany and England have in common with Kazakhstan and Zambia? (Answer below) Quote of the Week: “Anywhere I’ve played, I’ve been tested […]

Turd of the Week #10

1999-04-09 0

Crap Shootouts: Four MLS games, three crap shootouts. That’s my TV viewing record for this Spring. Obviously, I am being punished for the sins of a […]

Turd of the Week #9

1999-03-19 0

Quote of the Week: “After this is done and we’re all old, we’re going to have scrapbooks, but hopefully the most important thing is the respect […]

Turd of the Week #8

1999-03-12 0

Debbie Keller fails to make the TotW dishonor roll for the third straight week, though one wonders how long she will be out: U.S. Women: DiCicco […]

Turd of the Week #7

1999-03-05 0

First, the dishonorable mentions: Moron of the Week goes to Diego Simeone, who’s crime occured eight months ago: MILAN, March 2 (Reuters) – Argentina captain Diego […]

Turd of the Week #6

1999-02-26 0

An Embarassment of Riches First, the dishonorable mentions: Candidates who came close included Turd Emeritus Steve Sampson for his flatulant wisdom regarding the direction MLS […]

Turd of the Week #5

1999-02-19 0

Cavalry to the Rescue! Just when I was thinking there would be no appropriate nominee for Turd of the Week, IFAB comes to the rescue. […]

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