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Turd of the Week #17

1999-05-28 0

I want what this guy’s been smoking … Fishwrap: USA Today, a ‘newspaper’ with all the depth of a raindrop, offered the following bit of parochialism […]

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Turd of the Week #16

1999-05-21 0

Tom Presthus GK, DC United Separated at Birth? Reverend Jim Ignatowski cab-driving burnout Columbus Crew Stadium, Grand Opening Crowd (15 May 99) Hero of the […]

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Turd of the Week #15

1999-05-14 0

Heroes of the Week: Mark Crane, Dan Burns and Herbert Channick, the arbitrators who heard Debbie Keller’s frivolous lawsuit against US Soccer. The arbitrators found that […]

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Turd of the Week #14

1999-05-07 0

Hero of the Week: Columbus midfielder Jason Farrell who delivered unto us crapshoot salvation in the form of an 88th minute goal in the Crew’s 1:0 […]

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Turd of the Week #13

1999-04-30 0

Why can’t the Mickey Mouse’s at Disney bastard child ESPN do the same quality job of producing exciting, entertaining, tense soccer action as they are currently doing […]

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Turd of the Week #12

1999-04-23 0

Almost Turd of the Week: Tampa Bay midfielder Musa Shannon for scoring an 87th minute goal against the Dallas Burn that knotted the game at 1:1 […]

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Turd of the Week #11

1999-04-16 0

Trivia of the Week: What do Germany and England have in common with Kazakhstan and Zambia? (Answer below) Quote of the Week: “Anywhere I’ve played, I’ve been tested […]

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Turd of the Week #10

1999-04-09 0

Crap Shootouts: Four MLS games, three crap shootouts. That’s my TV viewing record for this Spring. Obviously, I am being punished for the sins of a […]

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Turd of the Week #9

1999-03-19 0

Quote of the Week: “After this is done and we’re all old, we’re going to have scrapbooks, but hopefully the most important thing is the respect […]

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Turd of the Week #8

1999-03-12 0

Debbie Keller fails to make the TotW dishonor roll for the third straight week, though one wonders how long she will be out: U.S. Women: DiCicco […]