Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #47

2000-03-04 0

Because he died you moron! Last year, Astra Ploiesti midfielder Stefan Vrabioru died on his way to hospital after collapsing during a match at Rapid Bucharest. The Romanian […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #46

2000-02-26 0

Welcome to TotW’s Milwaukee-centric edition. We could claim we’re just too damn busy to pay attention to the rest of the world, since we are […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #45

2000-01-29 0

Famous Headlines 33: Caesar confident Jewish sect is wiped out 950: Bishop confident Vikings are peaceful traders 1366: Learned physicians confident plague not deadly 1494: Sea captains confident world […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #44

2000-01-15 0

Celebrity sighting: I saw Sepp Blatter today. Then I flushed. Lumber futures up in European markets: Rivaldo, the newly-crowned European Footballer of the Year, was recently restored […]

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Turd of the Week #43

2000-01-08 0

Photo Quiz This photo depicts: Nicky Butt buggering Dean Windass Nicola$ Anelka being screwed by Arsenal San Francisco Bay Seals halftime show Nicola$ Anelka being […]

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Turd of the Week #42

1999-12-18 0

Men’s College Cup / Crap Referee of the Week: If TotW found the San Jose pitch at last week’s Women’s College Cup besmirched by two […]

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Turd of the Week #41

1999-12-11 0

Hurtado draws lots for World Cup ’02 The news you’ve been dying to hear: In Lichtenstein, Vaduz lead their group with six wins, four draws and […]

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Turd of the Week #40

1999-12-04 0

Stunned Matthãus, prior to suicide Bayern Name Zambrano Coach: In a constantly evolving rivalry, one sure to soon exceed Fenerbahce-Galatasaray, Ajax-Feyenoord, and even Rangers-Celtic, Bayern Munich […]

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Turd of the Week #39

1999-11-27 0

Viera hacks world record phlegm Moody Frenchman Patrick Viera celebrates by leaping over his monster lung cookie. RotMasters Capture French International: The London Times, a paper several […]

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Turd of the Week #38

1999-11-20 0

Dumbass Treckerism of the Week: TotW was under the impression, due to the virtually simultaneous disappearance of Jerry Trecker from Sporting News and appearance of Jamie Trecker at […]