Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #54

2000-04-29 0

Dingleberries of the Week: I’m getting really pissed at Soccer America. My issues usually don’t arrive until the Monday *after* the matches they are previewing, and this […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #53

2000-04-22 0

Another team outdraws Kansas City: 14,023 fans attended a match last week between Arsenal and Middlesbrough. A shockingly low number, one would think. Even considering that […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #52

2000-04-15 0

French Whine: Players from French first division club Sedan staged a strike this week to protest the horrible conditions under which they ply their trade. Why, […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #51

2000-04-08 0

This is rich: There’s nothing new about the rumor that the supposedly less insane Perot — Ross Jr. — is shopping around England for a football […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #50

2000-04-01 0

Photo List This photo depicts: WWF Superstar Dusty Rhodes signing his New York Times bestseller. Joey Buttafouco explaining his philosophy on life & love. Pablo […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #49

2000-03-18 0

Oldfart Matthäus Photo List This photo depicts: Lothar & the Hand People performing their hit “Space Hymn”. Lothar commanding his minions to kneel before him. […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #47

2000-03-04 0

Because he died you moron! Last year, Astra Ploiesti midfielder Stefan Vrabioru died on his way to hospital after collapsing during a match at Rapid Bucharest. The Romanian […]

Steaming Turd

Turd of the Week #46

2000-02-26 0

Welcome to TotW’s Milwaukee-centric edition. We could claim we’re just too damn busy to pay attention to the rest of the world, since we are […]